Status Update

Ethel is 46% done

How can someone be this stupid. How is it possible for someone to be this stupid. How?????

How?????

Is this level of stupidity physically possible?

Apparently, yes

— Apr 23, 2026 10:09PM

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Ethel’s Previous Updates

Ethel is 50% done

I might DNF this book because I can legit feel my brain cells depleting.

— Apr 23, 2026 11:52PM

Ethel is 46% done

You know, if this wasn’t a romance book this bitch would’ve been dead in chapter one for her extremely poor choices.

You can tell that she has no real survival skills and wouldn’t last a minute in a genre that isn’t romance.

— Apr 23, 2026 11:14PM

Ethel is 36% done

This girls head is empty.

Like it’s nothing but hot air up there

— Apr 23, 2026 07:17PM

Ethel is 36% done

“I don’t want to be yours”

BFFR

Girl you stalked him and gave him a blowjob I’m pretty sure you want to be his but then again I’m just the reader so what do I know 🤷🏾‍♀️

— Apr 23, 2026 07:15PM

Ethel is 36% done

— Apr 23, 2026 07:13PM

Ethel is 34% done

Girl you is desperate. You is so desperate it’s pissing me off 😭

— Apr 23, 2026 07:07PM

Ethel is 34% done

They did what with a what?

— Apr 23, 2026 07:07PM