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"Flint says it's because gnomes are short little assholes who deserve nothing but to be trampled to death and to be ripped apart by the feral geese."
As someone who is only afraid of the holy trinity of "fuck no" animals: goat, geese and gators; this sounds terrifying and I would certainly not like to be a gnome in this case, even if i do identify as short and an asshole, occasionally.
— Apr 24, 2026 01:41AM
As someone who is only afraid of the holy trinity of "fuck no" animals: goat, geese and gators; this sounds terrifying and I would certainly not like to be a gnome in this case, even if i do identify as short and an asshole, occasionally.
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Leonie
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Don't be fooled by me taking a long time with this, I'm way too tired to read these days and anytime I do, I'm mad when I fall asleep because this is really, really good stuff.
— May 19, 2026 08:47AM
Leonie
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Finished Book 3 last night, can't remember the last time i immediately picked up the next book in a series.
This is good stuff.
— Apr 21, 2026 10:46AM
This is good stuff.

