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Lol at this line, “Okay,” she said skeptically. “Do we want to go get some of the boys to help us?” “The boys?” “You know. The Penis Paraders. Stevie is a troll for goodness sake. He’s great at bashing stuff, and he can balance his club on the tip of his finger for ten seconds straight. Oh, and Gluteus can break things with his butt! You get a mob’s head in there, and it’s game over.”