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Amy
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This whole "I take you into the woods and tell you to run" date is NOT convincing me that this man is not a serial killer.
Honestly, that'd be a promising twist at this point.
— Apr 26, 2026 02:38PM
Honestly, that'd be a promising twist at this point.
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Amy
is 51% done
I’m keeping an open mind, but so far the absence of plumber jokes feels like they really let that premise go down the drain.
— Apr 26, 2026 02:08PM
Amy
is 31% done
I don’t pretend to know anything about plumbing but I am 83% certain that turning the sink off does not prevent water from pouring out of broken pipes onto the floor.
— Apr 24, 2026 08:03AM
Amy
is 30% done
Guy: Let me open that jar for you.
Girl: * opens it herself *
Guy: I was mesmerized by her self-sufficiency. She'd clearly been fending for herself for a long time. But that was chased by an irrational spike of anger at whoever it was that gave her that haunted look. At whoever had chased her away. Or maybe she'd never needed help opening jars.
Sir, you need a nap. And maybe to touch grass.
— Apr 24, 2026 07:20AM
Girl: * opens it herself *
Guy: I was mesmerized by her self-sufficiency. She'd clearly been fending for herself for a long time. But that was chased by an irrational spike of anger at whoever it was that gave her that haunted look. At whoever had chased her away. Or maybe she'd never needed help opening jars.
Sir, you need a nap. And maybe to touch grass.
Amy
is 22% done
"Mitchell Harrington had taken a sledgehammer to these pipes. I should have been terrified. Maybe I was. My heart was certainly thundering against my ribs. But I knew, without a doubt, that he'd done this to get me back here."
GIRL, that's not a "but." But nothing.
That is an "And..."
As in, "And I knew I was getting my butt out of here" because that behavior is PSYCHO.
— Apr 24, 2026 05:35AM
GIRL, that's not a "but." But nothing.
That is an "And..."
As in, "And I knew I was getting my butt out of here" because that behavior is PSYCHO.
