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Zana
is 36% done
“Having me wasn’t a youthful mistake as I’d always believed and felt guilty about. It was her strategic decision. My mom had me because I’d likely inherit her magic. Then she’d have someone to play out story dynamics with, to keep her connected to magic and to Alvsdahl. I was her ticket for re-entry, like a stamp on the hand or a festival bracelet.”
This is depressing
— Apr 26, 2026 11:30PM
This is depressing
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Zana
is 69% done
‘“When you kissed me without permission. You also shifted without warning.”
“I kissed her gently, paternally, as a frog, not as a man. I did this because I sensed a libidinous desire in Miss Ghom directed toward my human male form. Understandable, in a pubescent girl without a father, to fixate on male authority figures....”’
HUH
— May 04, 2026 12:37PM
“I kissed her gently, paternally, as a frog, not as a man. I did this because I sensed a libidinous desire in Miss Ghom directed toward my human male form. Understandable, in a pubescent girl without a father, to fixate on male authority figures....”’
HUH
Zana
is 67% done
Tempted to DNF bc this whole thing feels like Gossip Girl x fairy tale character reincarnations x the Matrix and apparently I'm not into that
— May 04, 2026 10:56AM
Zana
is 66% done
“A nice white boy with varied interests. Good for Ruth. They made such a striking couple too. He must be what they call a Black Irishman, a mini John Cusack.”
This is sending me
— May 04, 2026 10:13AM
This is sending me
Zana
is 65% done
‘“Are you waiting for Faye to wake up, so you can follow her around again like some pathetic puppy?”’
Damn rude
— May 04, 2026 09:40AM
Damn rude
Zana
is 61% done
“...Faye’s more human than mineral, a weaker variant.”
Is she like a Pokemon? Wtf
— May 04, 2026 09:01AM
Is she like a Pokemon? Wtf
Zana
is 54% done
“With one hand, he grabbed the blackboard’s edge and hung his head in defeat. His pose revealed a strong shoulder and shapely biceps under the tweed. I reminded myself he was a frog.”
So what's the issue here?
— May 02, 2026 07:35PM
So what's the issue here?
Zana
is 53% done
“I was no longer hot for teacher in his Kermit the Mage form but still thirsty for his teaching, so I buckled up for Professor Toad’s wild fucking ride.”
Bro what
— May 02, 2026 07:21PM
Bro what
Zana
is 53% done
Haven't picked this up in a few days and now I remembered that I left off at the part where the FMC's advisor turned into a giant frog and kissed her after his lecture
— May 02, 2026 07:19PM
Zana
is 51% done
‘“I was gonna say that your new hairstyle’s growing on me, but not anymore. You look like all the other suburban girls who think a Reality Bites soundtrack and a vintage jacket constitute a personality and actual music taste. Next, you’ll be smoking cloves, writing in Moleskines.’
Damn Ruth no chill
— Apr 28, 2026 10:39PM
Damn Ruth no chill
