Weatherly’s Reviews > Master and Commander > Status Update

I had to put this on pause because it's just not gay enough. Maybe I'll pick It up when I'm less gay. No promises.

lowkey I can see this being a fun gay pirate thing but reading it is very similar to reading the potato parts of the Martian. Like I get it, you recognize sprouts.

Patrick O'Brian certainly knows a lot about how the boat works. He's like the Andy Weir of knowing how the boat works.

although I certainly know how long each of these ropes on the ship are

I like how they balance each other out, but god how slow the first 1/4 of this book has gone

ok their friendship is cutey

lol wow "I hate papists. well, I hate paperwork, so." doesn't know a Catholic from an Irish men, and hates everyone because a random girl he was banging said he should. simple bitch

one thing I'm loving is hearing the sailing lingo and recognizing it from One Piece. but the pacing is slowwwwww.


also I'm mad that the two mains don't ever get together. they do in my heart <3

wow a lot of talking about buggery deserving death for some gay ass sailors