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Mariah is 92% done

Literally what are we doing y'all.

At this rate she's going to get arrested on the last page and we'll find out this is her last will and testament before the chair and she has no idea what happened after.

— Apr 27, 2026 04:52PM

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Mariah is 86% done

I read a negative review that said that things did at least pick up at the 80% mark even if it did give them whiplash and I am here to report that their estimation of events was NOT TRUE AT ALL.

SO I'm listening on 2.25x speed now 🥰

— Apr 27, 2026 03:10PM

Mariah is 84% done

Why aren't there more women in this book? 😫

— Apr 27, 2026 11:45AM

Mariah is 65% done

Do we really have to do the nasty jealous ex trope? Like we're all adults here.

— Apr 25, 2026 09:14AM

Mariah is 64% done

*Captain K'nuckles voice* This is boring.

— Apr 25, 2026 09:12AM

Mariah is 61% done

Of course, just when I thought Jackson was the perfect love interest. 😒