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"Instead, I just felt angry. I suppose that's what betrayal does. It's like a splinter in your soul, and it digs and digs until you feel that every part of you is sharp with pain."

"In one hand was Tyler's gun, my fingers white around the barrel, and in the other hand was… a stick."

MY GASP - THE BETRAYAL

The deer, the spiders, and now the twin horses? My jaw has dropped so many times already

STOP I knew she should've been more wary of their answer omgggg

"So next time you're like ooooh Kate is a badass, just try to envision me wearing a bright-orange vest with reflective strips and a flea market's worth of stones with holes in them, glass beads in the shape of eyes, and winged penises hanging off of it. I'm sure that'll ruin it for you."

Right back where we left off, I LOVE it