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"Instead, I just felt angry. I suppose that's what betrayal does. It's like a splinter in your soul, and it digs and digs until you feel that every part of you is sharp with pain."
— May 06, 2026 09:46AM
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"In one hand was Tyler's gun, my fingers white around the barrel, and in the other hand was… a stick."
— May 06, 2026 09:42AM
Alex
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The deer, the spiders, and now the twin horses? My jaw has dropped so many times already
— May 03, 2026 04:50PM
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STOP I knew she should've been more wary of their answer omgggg
— Apr 29, 2026 11:40AM
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"So next time you're like ooooh Kate is a badass, just try to envision me wearing a bright-orange vest with reflective strips and a flea market's worth of stones with holes in them, glass beads in the shape of eyes, and winged penises hanging off of it. I'm sure that'll ruin it for you."
— Apr 29, 2026 11:29AM
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"It was amazing what people will forget when they are distracted."
— Apr 29, 2026 11:25AM
