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Teuta is 37% done

Sometimes I hate audiobooks because hearing someone say cringey shit is even worse than reading it. Like oh you’re trying not to look at her cleavage bc her shirt isn’t buttoned up all the way. Ok perv! Like it sounds weird hearing it keep those thoughts to yourself😭😭

— Apr 29, 2026 01:22PM

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Teuta is 67% done

“Take off your shirt Jackson! It might save us.” 😭😭😭???? Wtf

— May 01, 2026 06:11AM

Teuta is 57% done

“She looked like a bag of skittles and after kissing her, I know she tasted like one too.” 😭😭😭😭???? He literally tasted the rainbow… he’s so down bad for that cookie it’s driving him to madness

— Apr 30, 2026 04:00AM

Teuta is 45% done

There is no proper yearning so I’m uninterested. They’re poser yearners

— Apr 29, 2026 06:44PM

Teuta is 24% done

Dude the one thing I cannot stand is how there are two narrators and dual POVs BUT the narrators aren’t talking to each other yk? Like the narrator for Delilah is making her voice deeper when Delilah is talking to Jackson instead of just talking to Jackson’s voice actor and vice versa.

— Apr 28, 2026 09:19AM

Teuta is 22% done

Haven’t read enemies to lovers in 5ever🚬

— Apr 28, 2026 09:03AM