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Congratulations, Perry! You just won cockblock bingo! Three different couples in one go!

— Apr 30, 2026 04:58AM

Mr. Winterbourne's Christmas (Winterbourne, #2)

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Mel is on page 78 of 108

"Thanks to you, you idiot!"
Couldn't agree more. Honestly Perry, what do you expect, opening doors willy-nilly at a country house party? Mind your manners and leave moaning doors be.

— Apr 30, 2026 05:06AM

Mel is on page 71 of 108

Ahh!! I know somebody else reading this must be flipping tables at the constant interruptions, but I'm having heaps of fun! What's that? You think you're going to have a private romantic moment?
*takes out croupier stick and pushes more obstacles onto the field*

I'm vaguely remembering a wedding tradition where the friends tease the couple, preventing them from sneaking off to bed afterwards. From a book, perhaps?

— Apr 30, 2026 04:57AM

Mel is on page 62 of 108

"He wished... he could go home."
DAW! <3 He thinks of it as home!
But it's true, your parents' house is just your parents' house. Doesn't make it home.

— Apr 30, 2026 04:23AM

Mel is on page 60 of 108

Rule #48 of Country House Parties - Always assume any "empty" room is occupied. Amorously.

Haha, I love it how literally everyone is trying to sneak off, and just end up interrupting each other. ^_^;;

— Apr 30, 2026 04:20AM