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His liaisons were initiated with a carnal frankness and conducted with the same single-minded conviction with which he conducted everything else. Waiting for an opportunity to use “carnal frankness” in a conversation.
— Apr 30, 2026 01:07PM
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Why is he calling her “Keating” instead of “Miss Keating”? How very not-like-other-boys of him. And why is she okay with it??
— May 01, 2026 02:01AM
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Apr 30, 2026 02:32PM
Bwahaha. Now there’s an icebreaker for some boring family get-together.
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Or a team meeting at 9 in the morning 🤡
If you’re lucky they’ll insist you take a mental health day. 😂
Then I’d start using that phrase instead of good morning.
Coworker: Morning, Dab! Dab: We greet our morning with carnal frankness.
Coworker: Bye, Dab!
Dab: *waves & skips out the door*
