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Why is this dialogue in Spanish? 😭 I fully support the Peruvian representation, but have mercy— not everyone speaks Spanish. I don’t…

Okay, this book is super cute, but she really should stop calling her coworkers “family.” 🤢

A Rosie and Aiden cameo! 🥹😍

Sure, girl, have some wine with all that paracetamol 😵‍💫

It’s amazing how moms have this innate ability to find the two things you don’t want to talk about and put them at the top of the call agenda. *sigh*

Did he just kiss her without warning in the middle of an argument? 😵‍💫That shit was considered hot in the nineteen-forties, it really isn’t anymore 😳😳😳

The FMC in this book has an older brother called Noah, just like the FMC in the book I just finished, and it’s messing with my brain.

I like Theo, but I’m not sure about the rest of the book. (Now I get all the hate for third-person present tense 😬)

“Friend-friends or not, I know you well, Madison. I know exactly what you’d like in bed. And believe me . . .” I tip a little closer. “I would not be shy about giving you what you wanted.” She sucks in a breath. So I give in, just a little, to what my body is screaming for. I press a kiss to her temple, letting it linger only long enough to cross the line from friendly to something else. 🔥🥵

Noah thinks Amelia is pregnant, so he checked her browser history and discussed it with his sisters. Because talking to your spouse is overrated 😵‍💫

“Hello, Jamesie. Miss me?” (…) The corner of his mouth curls. “You have no idea,” he says, and I must not have detected any notes of sarcasm because of how loud the music is in here. 😍😍😍

I can count on one hand the number of times I wore a seatbelt back in Rome. Then again, I barely needed to get above thirty-five miles per hour around there. she W H A T 😳

They’re ‘friends by default’, not best friends 😻🎉. He doesn’t even have her phone number. The best friends-to-lovers setup there is 😌

Just read the author’s note — wait, what, there will be on-page intimacy scenes? *clutching my pearls*

His sisters should learn about boundaries, wtf is this interrogation?! Why are they ganging up on them like that? How can you ask someone in public(!) to explain whether they slept together and what’s going on between them? I hate, hate, hate the unhinged siblings-sex-police trope 😩🤮

I don’t know how to keep things casual. I hate casual. I may have my issues with this book, but love me a man who doesn’t do casual 😌

They are sitting on his couch, and she’s picking at her toenail polish, placing the chips in a ‘neat little pile.’ Girl!!! 🤮🤮🤮

(Also, can’t this millionaire superstar afford a pedicure that won’t chip??)

Oh wow, she’s prettier without makeup. How not-like-other-girls of her.

The people in this town! The inn’s owner lies about being fully booked, the flower shop’s owner offers free flowers to a millionaire, and the pie shop’s owner closes the shop in the middle of the day, even though there are at least ten people at his door. How do they all make a living? 🤯

She’s trying to convince the inn’s owner to let her stay, and she offers to help out with chores. Isn’t she a millionaire? She could maybe, I don’t know, pay?

She had a B&B booked in that town, that’s why she was there. Why does she have to stay in his guest room all of a sudden? What happened to her booking?? 🤯 Help, I fell into a plot hole and can’t get out!

She’s freaking out about having to make a phone call. Yep, been there, done that.

I just realized that it’s a Walker family series. It’s the third Walker family series I’m reading this year. I’m wondering if they’re all related. 🤔

He wants to wait till they’re married what 😳 it was all a lie about him being nobly celibate, his ex was right, his dong’s broken

I love how, in books, nice people are always good at their jobs, and people who are good at their jobs are always nice. I’d love to implement that feature irl.

Omg girl, stop talking, please 😭

You know what’s going to be the side effect of removing the private message feature? Even more effin’ polls 😭😭😭

This is getting weirder, he had a girlfriend (for two months!), but they never had sex. It reminds me of Clinton, who smoked weed but didn’t inhale.

I might be too old for this book, and not only because the font is way too small for my poor, tired eyes.😬 But I hate the emotional acrobatics of a man and a woman who are in love yet, instead of being a couple, are ‘best friends’ who do everything together but don’t sleep together, because they’re also, somehow, in relationships with other people. Such social dynamics belong in high school.😭

So what’s the problem here? Is the private-message feature too expensive? Is Jeff saving up for another dick-shaped rocket?