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The miscommunication! 😩 They FINALLY had a good talk and now she’s going to break up with him? Without telling him why, of course 😭

What is happening 🙉

“I’ve yet to meet your children, Mrs. Jorgensen.” Miss Morgan shifted closer to Mrs. Jorgensen. “Or should I call you Sophia?” Mrs. Jorgensen reached into the basket to pull out a block of cheese wrapped in paper. “Mrs. Jorgensen is fine,” she said MUAHAHAHA😈

I don’t like that he’s courting her but hasn’t told her about his three siblings he’s fighting to become the guardian of… I hate when MCs withhold information like that 😕

Isn’t it romantic—he hooked up with someone else, but HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HER THE WHOLE TIME! Imagine that.

🚨Song lyrics alert! Song lyrics alert! SONG LYRICS WRITTEN INTO A BOOK! Help, I’m cringing to death! 😩

Why are they only talking about sex and flashing each other, what is this book 😭

We hooked up a few times last summer, but I cut it off after she told me she was falling for me. They always fucking fall for me. the guy’s a dream

Oh no, he’s a smoker 🤮 and he drinks at 11 in the morning… so far I’m not in love

Why is she calling Dean ”Uncle Dean”? Is she five? 😬

A governess/nanny asking for a talk with her employer and requesting that the father of the children mind them for the time being. The cheek! But as we know, fathers were perfectly capable of taking care of their children at the time.

The hero asked an OW out and I’m 100% rooting for them.

He forgot to use a condom. He’s a GYNECOLOGIST! 😩

So she told some chick who was hitting on him that he wasn’t single, and then she rejected him. Girl! wtf!!!

So they’re basically a couple already, they just don’t sleep together. That’s because they’re friends, and that, as we know, is the opposite of being in a relationship. People in relationships are not friends. Not sure they even like each other. They probably have friends for that.

She’s going to the apartment of some guy she’s never met (not the hero). They spoke once online and agreed to have sex. She has pepper spray, just in case. I’m terrified.

Every penniless, likely soon-to-be homeless woman in love with a duke would refuse his proposal when the plot requires it. Because of course she would.

I understand that arcs are unedited copies, but… ITINERARY: hki g (hl y, s e p i cl n s, mon a os t r an) ATTIRE: a he ic, d e s o t e l me t . Do ’t rge s n cr e ! excuse me what

Gaaawd they’re dumb 🙄

Oh, so now we hate new mothers who have hired help because they’re well-rested? How dare they. They should be dying of sleep deprivation like everyone else 🙄

I changed my mind, I’m not dnfing it just yet, I’m hate-reading it 😈😈😈

You organized this party, it’s your job to make sure your guests feel welcome. You don’t get to complain that ‘other parents don’t approach you because you have tattoos.’ They showed up, your turn, tattoo girl.

I love the single mom trope, but gawd this is bad… I’ll give it until 20%, if it doesn’t improve, I’ll ditch it.

Why is he so obnoxious, I hate it 😭

Eat, read, love! have an amazing 2026 filled with five-star books and the joy of life. Happy New Year, my dear bookish friends! ❤️🎉

Seeing corpses makes him think of her 🥰 And they say romance is dead.

Why is this dialogue in Spanish? 😭 I fully support the Peruvian representation, but have mercy— not everyone speaks Spanish. I don’t…

Okay, this book is super cute, but she really should stop calling her coworkers “family.” 🤢

A Rosie and Aiden cameo! 🥹😍

Sure, girl, have some wine with all that paracetamol 😵‍💫