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I started watching The Love Hypothesis and I keep pausing to recover from secondhand embarrassments.

“You startled me.” “I did not realize I had such an effect on you.” I winked, knowing full well I had such an effect on most women. yikes…😬

George is back🥰🥰🥰 (…at 79%😤)

Though the past few days had been busy, to say the least, I still missed investigating with him. More importantly, there were moments during the day, and especially at night, when I simply missed his voice, his touch, his smile—everything. phew! I thought we’d forgotten about George completely

I had never felt the absence of Inspector Delaney more. Or George. in THAT order? Really?😭

Yes, Fiona, the guy is dead. That’s what you get for hanging out with Frances. Did you think she’d find a four-leaf clover on that field? Always a fresh corpse with that one.

People requesting a surprise pregnancy ARC only to dnf and one-star it because it’s a pregnancy book… 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

If this book continues to be this perfect, I’m gonna keep rereading it. And start watching F1.

Loving this already 🥰

Ohh Adam, you’re not exactly living up to the standards of your name…😬

I just watched The Love Hypothesis trailer, and I’m afraid I’m not going to love this movie 😭

So the obnoxious roommate is the love interest? Not the best friend? I’m confused.

I think I’ve dated fewer guys in my entire life than this girl has while looking for a wedding date. I lost count 😵‍💫

The always drunk Gary must be the mysterious heir 🤭

he is in his late twenties, with a trendy modern mullet and a nose ring. It’s a look that definitely works for him. I’m sorry, but that can’t be. Either a mullet or a look that works.

Home is where the heartburn is> is the piece of wisdom I needed in my life today.

This is the best thing I’ve ever found on kobo plus.

He managed to squeeze his disdain for anyone wanting to make a move on him and some pathetic whining about the hole in his heart where another person should be into a single inner monologue. Is he fourteen?

He uses hair gel. Like uhm.. a true nerdy academic? 🌝

I have a feeling it’s Nico who’s loaded, not his dad 🧐😏

They’re on a yacht and had dinner prepared by a private chef earlier. Why are they eating McDonald’s now? WTaF people 🤮🤮🤮

37%, and she’s still elbow-deep in heartbreak after being dumped and obsessing over her ex…

Writing an open-door romance inspired by your parents’ love story is an interesting choice 😳😳😳

Cringe grand gestures are bad enough. Cringe grand gestures with an audience made up of someone else’s wedding guests are are so wrong I can’t. You do not make your brother’s wedding about you. WTaF.

🚨 No no nooooo, cringe grand gesture alert! 🚨

Noooo, he asked you to keep it to yourself! Why are you sharing his secret with your bestie? It’s not yours to share 😩😩😩

Ahh, don’t you just love it when people who make outrageous amounts of money do chores they hate? You can pay someone to do that stuff for you and enjoy your day, really! 🤩

Her cat? Not really. The cat who lived in her quarters. Or whose quarters Aurienne lived in. The black cat’s name was Acts of Warranted Brutality

Appreciation pulled towards admiration. Admiration flowed into affection. The absolutes were unsteady. Her hate was losing its purity.

Not a public grand gesture 😩😩😩 THE CRINGE!!!