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So much drama 🙄🙄🙄 I should’ve known, it was perfect so it had to go to shit. It’s the law.

A spicy scene appears every time I bring a book to the office. Every. Time. At this point I’m inclined to bring a clean book just to see what happens 👀

I love how un-fake this fake dating is 🥰

They have a sober designated driver! They are not drinking and driving like in every other book! Be still my beating heart 🥹🥹🥹

He’s so crazy about her, I love it 🥰

This is SO GOOD

Why is it that every hero has to have tattoos nowadays?

But of course there’s a third-act breakup. It was going great and everyone was happy, so it was absolutely necessary to ruin it because it’s a comfort read. Oh let me tell you how comfortable I am now! Fml

You can judge me all you want, but it’s hot when a guy can parallel park.

Oh how I hate the “I have to tell him, but I’m not telling him because of reasons” shit. Just tell him ffs 😩😩😩

Oh no, I knew it was too good too soon. The shitstorm is coming…

Liam Darcy, you’re one of my favorite Mr. Darcys 🥰

Of course Jane and Charlie are already engaged. They forgot it was the 21st century and that they could just date for a while. Like normal people.

Whoa, whoa, what just happened? It was going great and they were about to kiss and now she’s telling him he’s a jerk and a snob? What are you doing, girl?!

Aaaaand we’re back to the marriage talk 😩 They don’t even know each other! He asked her to go to a gala with him because he needed a date! Getting married is not the obvious next step… 😭

It works for the plot, and I’ll allow it, but please don’t give out people’s contact details without their consent… 😬

Mr. Darcy’s name is William (Liam), and he has a dog named Fitz 😀

he pulled his hair back into a low ponytail oh what have I done to deserve this 😫😫😫 Next thing you know, he’ll have a man bun…

This is so good 🥰

They’ve been hiking in the wilderness for a week with no access to modern plumbing. He hasn’t showered in a week, and she’s going down on him. Must be true love.

I’m afraid I’m reading a different book than everyone else…

They don’t want kids because they want a white couch, breakable things, and an overall pristine house. So they get a dog 🤡

Why is he calling her “Keating” instead of “Miss Keating”? How very not-like-other-boys of him. And why is she okay with it??

His liaisons were initiated with a carnal frankness and conducted with the same single-minded conviction with which he conducted everything else. Waiting for an opportunity to use “carnal frankness” in a conversation.

Wait, they’re breaking off into two groups, separating from their partners, and being encouraged to gossip about them? That’s supposed to be therapeutic? Bitch about your husband to a bunch of strangers? That is so wrong and weird, and omfg I really hope people don’t do shit like that.

His brother asked him to take over his entire email correspondence with his gf, pretending to be him. Because she wanted to exchange emails to get to know each other better. Who does that??? 😫 That’s so contrived, ridiculous and wrong 😭 And they’re gonna end up together after a lie like THAT? Girl, run! I can’t even

Nooooo! 🚨Cousin alert! 🚨 Dear authors, please stop looking at Mansfield Park for inspiration, we know better now 😫😫😩 I know they’re second cousins, but that is DEFINITELY still cousins in my book 🤢

12. Cute 🥰 4,5 stars

11. Lol yes, the annoying mama was the heroine, but I’d still read another chapter of this if there were one 👀

11. Omg, is that annoying mama the heroine? 😳