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If your ex calls you every five minutes and you don’t pick up anyway, why don’t you just block him??

It’s 38 degrees. My brain has melted, I can’t even read 🫠😭

Why is he having a silent conversation made of micro-expressions with his effin best friend right after kissing the heroine?😭 can this best friend find herself a boyfriend or a job or whatever in a land far, far away and disappear? #platonic-shmatonic 😩

The best friend thing is driving me nuts 😩 I really hope he doesn’t keep referring to some OW as his best friend after they get together. Platonic-shmatonic 😤

The text she got from her dad almost made me cry 🥹❤️ #parentinggoals

Why does he have a straight, single, beautiful female best friend? I don’t like it. I don’t mind dead wives, or past great loves, but a female best friend is not cool. That’s emotional cheating waiting to happen…

Oh great, so first he overdosed on paracetamol, and now he’s washing it down with champagne. This is giving me anxiety 😨

Dude, you can’t pop paracetamol like candy, that stuff can kill you if you overdose!😬

I promised him nothing would happen with Felix, and then I broke that promise. She promised her brother that nothing would happen between her and his friend 😵‍💫 Now she broke the promise, because she told the guy she liked him (they didn’t even kiss!!) and has to face her sex-police brother.

I just saw an author explaining to readers their own likes and dislikes of miscommunication and third-act breakups on instagram. Apparently, we don’t dislike miscommunication, we just dislike miscommunication when done wrong. The same goes for third-act breakups, which allegedly serve a very important purpose.

So what’s mansplaining called when it’s done by a woman?

Awww he bought her Little Women. How cute! (But he bought it for her because she has sisters. Does he know about Beth??)

Of course she’s not wearing any makeup. And OF COURSE it’s ‘refreshing’ 🙄

OMG he actually really blackmailed her, the dick! But he was supposed to be a golden retriever hero! Golden retrievers don’t blackmail people like that!

“You’re a Bingley, and I’m more of a Darcy girl.” I think she’s talking about Jane Austen, but beyond that, I’ve got nothing. So he doesn’t know what a Bingley or a Darcy is, but he somehow knows she’s talking about Jane Austen? Pick a lane…😵‍💫

“She’s nice, I guess, but she’s fifteen years my senior and she always has lipstick on her teeth and she’s been flirting with me enough that I’m uncomfortable. says the guy who flirts with everyone 😵‍💫

Is Rosalind’s brother really publicly mocking her behind her back and suggesting she’s difficult? His sister?? Whose only job in life is to get married?? WTaF

Wait what, the lady’s younger, unmarried sister is going to be their chaperone? What the what

Why is he calling her Lady Dearling? That’s her mother. She’s Lady Rosalind…

Review thieves like to restrict comments to friends only. Probably someone called them out before and they mistook it for cyberbullying 🤷‍♀️ 📢Writing reviews is not obligatory, kids, if you have nothing to say, don’t say anything. You won’t get kicked out of Goodreads, I promise.

She broke up with him JAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!

She’s not gonna just break up with him now 😤😤😤 this is so dumb 😭 please just talk, don’t break up. I swear I was about to give this book five stars, I don’t want to have to dnf it now at 87 effin% into the book

J.J. should have a chat with HR. I don’t care if she’s an elderly lady, there’s no excuse for embarrassing people like that 😭

This is so cute 🥰🥰🥰

Ohh 4% in and there’s already a hand flex 😋😏

I just had to unfriend someone on Instagram because of a homophobic post, and that reminded me that I hadn’t wished this wonderful community a Happy Pride Month yet. So Happy Pride Month everyone! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

This is 🔥!! so how do I now turn off this voice in my head reminding me that he’s a fifty yo creep preying on a girl in her twenties, and ruining the fun I’d have with this book otherwise? 😭 I need help imagining that he’s in his early thirties. Late thirties would do.

Oh no, she’s 28 and he’s almost fifty. Yikes. 😬🤢 I have to quickly erase this information from my brain so I can enjoy the book.

I’m crying so much, I want to hug them both 😭😭😭

Omg her parents are adorable 😻

He’s a walking green flag, but he’s also a very stalkery green flag.