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“falling for him”?!😭 girl, you exchanged twelve words, you are attracted to him, but let’s not call it “falling”

Is this a romance between a grown woman and a little boy whose dad is busy pacing around his studio and having very important business calls? Because it’s getting a little disturbing that the dad is barely present here 🤔

How did I end up reading a single dad and a nanny? Anyway. The guy hired her, a complete stranger, on the spot, with zero vetting, just because she was talking to his kid. Because that’s what you do with strangers who talk to your child without your permission: you offer them a babysitting gig 🤷‍♀️

Me idly scrolling goodreads and accidentally liking strangers’ reviews I haven’t read. You’re welcome.

It took all his will to keep his trembling fists flush at his sides. If he punched a hole in the wall, he could ill afford to repair it. Whaaaat? He can’t hit the wall because he’d PUNCH A HOLE in it, not because he’d BREAK HIS HAND? Is this about the Hulk, and I missed it? (Or did the British aristocracy build their manor houses out of cardboard? 🤔)

Ohhh Charlie, DON’T! Please! Don’t take her there, he specifically asked you not to! 😖

It’s cute that a woman who grew up in that world doesn’t know what a knot is 🤭

I wish I could tell people that it’s just “my wolf” when I’m acting weird 🤔🐺

Why are her friends pushing her to tell him that she has a crush on him? Are they insane?? Why would you tell someone out of the blue that you have a crush on them? I mean unless you really want to weird them out? 😭

Goodreads, dearest, you’ve been doing so great with all the upgrades, I’m also gonna need a “dislike review” button for reviewers who list “LGBT side characters” in their trigger warnings.

I opened goodreads and almost fainted, it’s DARK!

He’s fixing her AC, and is alone in her bedroom. I was so relieved he didn’t find a vibrator, but then her smutty audiobook started playing at full volume. Because of course it did.

Omg are they going full on Monica and Ross dancing routine??

Hugh unexpectedly inherited a fortune and a title, so he can’t/shouldn’t work as a detective anymore. Neither Hugh nor his former boss were happy about it, so his old boss still sometimes sends for him so he can help with cases. I don’t think my boss or my colleagues would ever see me again if I inherited a fortune 🤔

So, you walk into a room. You see two people kissing. You know that they are not a couple, or if they are, it’s VERY new and definitely NOT official. You quietly walk out, right? RIGHT? You don’t yell “they’re kissing” like a four year old, right? 😭😭😭

Waaait, is Jane’s therapist friend casually spilling Jane’s secrets? That’s wrong on so many levels! Also, highly unethical 😬

Why is she calling him a dick?! He is a perfectly normal and polite person like 100% of the time! He’s not even grumpy! What am I missing??🤯🤯🤯

With all due respect. One day I’m gonna send a poll saying that anyone who sends me another poll invite will get unfriended. I have enough decisions to make in life. Please don’t ask me what you should read. Please.

Why is his nice brother called Donald? Are there no other names out there? It’s a book from last year 😬

I love Preston, I hope the next book is his 🥹💗

kids chasing each other through rows of zinnias love it when men in books describe the world and call flowers by name instead of just “flowers.” I’ll ask the guys around me if they’d be able to tell zinnias from daisies. Wish me luck.🫡

Let’s hope Liam’s bff finds herself a boyfriend and stops annoying me. Don’t call a married man your “best friend”, you’re not sixteen 😭

I’m not sure being compared to Tom Cruise can be considered a compliment 🥴😬😬😬

I started watching The Love Hypothesis and I keep pausing to recover from secondhand embarrassments.

“You startled me.” “I did not realize I had such an effect on you.” I winked, knowing full well I had such an effect on most women. yikes…😬

George is back🥰🥰🥰 (…at 79%😤)

Though the past few days had been busy, to say the least, I still missed investigating with him. More importantly, there were moments during the day, and especially at night, when I simply missed his voice, his touch, his smile—everything. phew! I thought we’d forgotten about George completely

I had never felt the absence of Inspector Delaney more. Or George. in THAT order? Really?😭

Yes, Fiona, the guy is dead. That’s what you get for hanging out with Frances. Did you think she’d find a four-leaf clover on that field? Always a fresh corpse with that one.

People requesting a surprise pregnancy ARC only to dnf and one-star it because it’s a pregnancy book… 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️