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So the obnoxious roommate is the love interest? Not the best friend? I’m confused.

I think I’ve dated fewer guys in my entire life than this girl has while looking for a wedding date. I lost count 😵‍💫

The always drunk Gary must be the mysterious heir 🤭

he is in his late twenties, with a trendy modern mullet and a nose ring. It’s a look that definitely works for him. I’m sorry, but that can’t be. Either a mullet or a look that works.

Home is where the heartburn is> is the piece of wisdom I needed in my life today.

This is the best thing I’ve ever found on kobo plus.

He managed to squeeze his disdain for anyone wanting to make a move on him and some pathetic whining about the hole in his heart where another person should be into a single inner monologue. Is he fourteen?

He uses hair gel. Like uhm.. a true nerdy academic? 🌝

I have a feeling it’s Nico who’s loaded, not his dad 🧐😏

They’re on a yacht and had dinner prepared by a private chef earlier. Why are they eating McDonald’s now? WTaF people 🤮🤮🤮

37%, and she’s still elbow-deep in heartbreak after being dumped and obsessing over her ex…

Writing an open-door romance inspired by your parents’ love story is an interesting choice 😳😳😳

Cringe grand gestures are bad enough. Cringe grand gestures with an audience made up of someone else’s wedding guests are are so wrong I can’t. You do not make your brother’s wedding about you. WTaF.

🚨 No no nooooo, cringe grand gesture alert! 🚨

Noooo, he asked you to keep it to yourself! Why are you sharing his secret with your bestie? It’s not yours to share 😩😩😩

Ahh, don’t you just love it when people who make outrageous amounts of money do chores they hate? You can pay someone to do that stuff for you and enjoy your day, really! 🤩

Her cat? Not really. The cat who lived in her quarters. Or whose quarters Aurienne lived in. The black cat’s name was Acts of Warranted Brutality

Appreciation pulled towards admiration. Admiration flowed into affection. The absolutes were unsteady. Her hate was losing its purity.

Not a public grand gesture 😩😩😩 THE CRINGE!!!

OMG, this guy is so clueless 😭 he’s adorable, but no wonder he’s single with lines like that…

If your ex calls you every five minutes and you don’t pick up anyway, why don’t you just block him??

It’s 38 degrees. My brain has melted, I can’t even read 🫠😭

Why is he having a silent conversation made of micro-expressions with his effin best friend right after kissing the heroine?😭 can this best friend find herself a boyfriend or a job or whatever in a land far, far away and disappear? #platonic-shmatonic 😩

The best friend thing is driving me nuts 😩 I really hope he doesn’t keep referring to some OW as his best friend after they get together. Platonic-shmatonic 😤

The text she got from her dad almost made me cry 🥹❤️ #parentinggoals

Why does he have a straight, single, beautiful female best friend? I don’t like it. I don’t mind dead wives, or past great loves, but a female best friend is not cool. That’s emotional cheating waiting to happen…

Oh great, so first he overdosed on paracetamol, and now he’s washing it down with champagne. This is giving me anxiety 😨

Dude, you can’t pop paracetamol like candy, that stuff can kill you if you overdose!😬

I promised him nothing would happen with Felix, and then I broke that promise. She promised her brother that nothing would happen between her and his friend 😵‍💫 Now she broke the promise, because she told the guy she liked him (they didn’t even kiss!!) and has to face her sex-police brother.

I just saw an author explaining to readers their own likes and dislikes of miscommunication and third-act breakups on instagram. Apparently, we don’t dislike miscommunication, we just dislike miscommunication when done wrong. The same goes for third-act breakups, which allegedly serve a very important purpose.

So what’s mansplaining called when it’s done by a woman?