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Marsh… you too? Whyyyy 😭 I know she deserved you hooking up with someone else, but I DIDN’T! What kind of Ross Geller move is this 😩🤢

How can she have sex with Marsh, then with some other guy and then with Marsh again, all within 24 hours? 🤮🤮🤮

Girl, what are you doing? Why are you sleeping with someone else? 😭😩

16% in, adding Marsh to my book boyfriend shelf

Discussing the details of their fake-dating agreement: …it’s not like we’re going to sleep together. oh, honey 🤭

Omg the chemistry! The butterflies! Everything! I want them to get married already.

The man is scratching the scruff on the side of his jaw and adjusting his glasses. I think I’m half in love already.

I can’t believe he’s still seriously thinking about marrying an OW. It would be a marriage of convenience, but still 😩

Clara, girl, forget Wesley and marry Lord Wood instead

What’s with all the first names?? Shouldn’t they be Lord-ing and Miss-ing?

Wait what, he just kissed her because he thought she was someone else?😳 that’s wrong on so many levels 😬😬😬

“So why did you leave, Louisa?” “Because he loves me.” She turned her head so it was buried in her arms and Henry could not see her face. “For pity’s sake,” Henry hissed under his breath. “This is the most ridiculous problem I have ever heard of.”my thoughts exactly, Henry…

Spectacles? Someone said spectacles? And we didn’t know the man wore spectacles? 😍

Lmao she’s friend-zoning the guy a day before their wedding 🤭

Help, I’m cringing to death 😩😩😩

Sure, only villains don’t go to church 🙄

Yes, Nate!!! Put her in her place! She could use a reality check.

Isn’t it romantic when people walk away at the first obstacle? Not even trying to fight for it. No? Ah, ok, bye. True love in the making 🙄

He was drunk driving and is now in trouble. How refreshing! In most American books, people go out for a drink and then drive home, and I’m expected to be okay with that (my eye twitches every time).

Funny how the heroine of this book that I’m forced to read on my phone actually can use her Kindle 🤔

The miscommunication! 😩 They FINALLY had a good talk and now she’s going to break up with him? Without telling him why, of course 😭

What is happening 🙉

“I’ve yet to meet your children, Mrs. Jorgensen.” Miss Morgan shifted closer to Mrs. Jorgensen. “Or should I call you Sophia?” Mrs. Jorgensen reached into the basket to pull out a block of cheese wrapped in paper. “Mrs. Jorgensen is fine,” she said MUAHAHAHA😈

I don’t like that he’s courting her but hasn’t told her about his three siblings he’s fighting to become the guardian of… I hate when MCs withhold information like that 😕

Isn’t it romantic—he hooked up with someone else, but HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HER THE WHOLE TIME! Imagine that.

🚨Song lyrics alert! Song lyrics alert! SONG LYRICS WRITTEN INTO A BOOK! Help, I’m cringing to death! 😩

Why are they only talking about sex and flashing each other, what is this book 😭

We hooked up a few times last summer, but I cut it off after she told me she was falling for me. They always fucking fall for me. the guy’s a dream

Oh no, he’s a smoker 🤮 and he drinks at 11 in the morning… so far I’m not in love

Why is she calling Dean ”Uncle Dean”? Is she five? 😬