Jessica Malanowski’s Reviews > The Bad Beginning > Status Update

Dude, Count Olaf's an idiot. Dude could've gotten away with his dumb-ass marriage if didn't start monalogueing toward the play audiance. But hey, that's why bad guys lose. Their stupid. :P

My god, are these kids surrounded by the most useless adults ever.😩

Words I've never thought I'd seen in a kids book, "polygamists." This isn't a complaint, it just made me chuckle. I'm immature, sue me.😆

I love it when we call non-binary peeps “creatures.🫠 Yeah, we got some major outdated language here.😅

But yeah, overall, still entertaining, and I like the cliffhanger.👍