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Dude, Count Olaf's an idiot. Dude could've gotten away with his dumb-ass marriage if didn't start monalogueing toward the play audiance. But hey, that's why bad guys lose. Their stupid. :P
— Nov 02, 2026 10:14AM
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Jessica Malanowski
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My god, are these kids surrounded by the most useless adults ever.😩
— Nov 02, 2026 08:51AM
Jessica Malanowski
is on page 116 of 162
Words I've never thought I'd seen in a kids book, "polygamists." This isn't a complaint, it just made me chuckle. I'm immature, sue me.😆
— Nov 02, 2026 06:05AM
Jessica Malanowski
is on page 104 of 162
I love it when we call non-binary peeps “creatures.🫠 Yeah, we got some major outdated language here.😅
But yeah, overall, still entertaining, and I like the cliffhanger.👍
— Nov 01, 2026 12:48PM
But yeah, overall, still entertaining, and I like the cliffhanger.👍