Emily M’s Reviews > Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu (Novel) Vol. 5 > Status Update

“Quan Yizhen suddenly asked ‘Shixiong, am I annoying?’ Yin Yu puffed a dry laugh ‘You heard all that?’ Quan Yizhen nodded, and Yin Yu’s expression grew complicated… ‘You’re not that bad, I guess.’ Any normal person would’ve picked up on how forced the words were, but Quan Yizhen seemed to take them at face value.”
My autistic soul is screaming JUST BE DIRECT, GODDAMN IT!

LOL, Hua Cheng and his penchant for dramatic entrances! I hope the animated version gets to this, because the blood rain soaking Pei Ming but turning to petals before it reaches Xie Lian is too funny.

“‘Your Highnesz, do you have an antidote or something?…And YOU!’ Pei Ming admonished Banyue. ‘Is this how you cooked for him? What’s with this snake? It’s still moving…is it a spirit now?’ Banyue seemed to be ceaselessly kowtowing… ‘I’m sorry…I didn’t know how long a spirit would need to be cooked for.’” Like (scrap god) father, like (ghost) daughter, LOL.

“‘It’s one thing if there is a grudge between us, but whether he committed a crime is another matter entirely…Even though he’s petty, narrow-minded, overly sensitive…likes to nag, is always offending others…’ Xie Lian went on with a straight face… ‘He’s still got principles. He might spit in the cup of someone he doesn’t like, but he would never poison the water.’”
❤️ sassy XL

“a new hole was punched through the ceiling. A white ball came crashing down. ‘What’s that?!’ The mob cried…Fu Yao jumped down through the hole as well..‘Don’t get in the way of my work!’ he yelled…Lan Chang dragged herself over… ‘Stop hitting him!’…Yellow talismans shot everywhere…Qi Ring couldn’t get away, and all of the talismans thudded squarely into his back. ‘GHOST MURDER!’ he wailed”
Pure chaos 😂