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G is on page 278 of 870

every time I remember that Imani is supposed to be 20 years old I have to lie down. she should be at the club

— May 03, 2026 03:53PM

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SUNSET ON THE CRAWL BABEYYY

— May 07, 2026 07:07PM

G is on page 841 of 870

can't believe I predicted this two books ago. am I good or am I GOOD

— May 07, 2026 06:55PM

G is on page 663 of 870

leave me alone to full-on ugly cry about the found family of carl + donut + katia. "I love you and Donut more" what if I walked into the ocean

— May 07, 2026 02:40PM

G is on page 506 of 870

carl desperately searching for vinata in the same way I desperately search for the sunglasses currently atop my head

— May 05, 2026 07:54AM

G is on page 424 of 870

thanks for reminding us of Chekhov's Gun #4,972. truly every single event in this book has the energy of a mulaney "this may as well happen"

— May 04, 2026 08:37PM

G is on page 383 of 870

CARL SUPPORTS WOMEN'S WRONGS

— May 04, 2026 06:22PM

G is on page 377 of 870

rosetta is so fucking funny for this

— May 04, 2026 06:17PM

G is on page 346 of 870

spiritually I am in the Slug Clubhouse

— May 04, 2026 05:22PM

G is on page 337 of 870

"there was something comforting about that specific kind of pain" sir you are very unwell

— May 04, 2026 05:12PM

G is on page 325 of 870

donut is right, we do need to pause the battle to discuss how Splash Zone's wife's name is Snail Trail and her mother is Grandma Sticky

— May 04, 2026 03:58PM

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