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shanayaa is 20% done

I'm shook she hasn’t used ALEX VOLKOV'Sname 20 times by now 😭🤌🏻

— May 03, 2026 07:08PM

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shanayaa is 35% done

“I’d like the dosas with some eggs and strawberries, please. And maybe a bit of cake?"

istg literally nobody I know eats dosa like this 😭. It’s just not supposed to be eaten that way omg!!!

— May 05, 2026 10:07PM

shanayaa is 4% done

"She patted him on the shoulder like he was a golden retriever instead of a sixfoot-plus billionaire."

yeah we get it he's 6 FEET and A BILLIONAIRE, tell me something else 🙄🙄

— May 01, 2026 06:57PM