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“I’d like the dosas with some eggs and strawberries, please. And maybe a bit of cake?"
istg literally nobody I know eats dosa like this 😭. It’s just not supposed to be eaten that way omg!!!
— May 05, 2026 10:07PM
istg literally nobody I know eats dosa like this 😭. It’s just not supposed to be eaten that way omg!!!
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May 05, 2026 11:29PM
Dosas with WHAT now. Miss MAAM. Is she just going to take any random Indian dish and pair it stuff. Imagine Bhatoore with sunny side up and whipped cream??
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ayesha, she legit thought dosa was some kind of crepe like bitch who eats dosa like that and oh god I can totally imagine them pairing bhatura with anything but chole 😭
felony or what's next calling idli a cake with sprinkles and bacon
shanayaa wrote: " ayesha, she legit thought dosa was some kind of crepe like bitch who eats dosa like that and oh god I can totally imagine them pairing bhatura with anything but chole 😭"'maybe with a bit of cake too?' babe maybe try putting that pen/laptop down