Ashley’s Reviews > First-Time Caller > Status Update

“This is a romance hotline, right?”
“In theory.”

LITERALLY ONLY LAUGHING BC GRAYCE WOULD DIE LOL

Blocked her daughter’s phone from calling the station she worked at? Weird.

“I don’t want something perfect; I want something honest. Something that can be mine. I think it’s time I make my own magic, kiddo.” 🥹

“I had to touch myself after you left the closet. Did you know that? I fucked my fist and thought about doing exactly what I’m doing right now.”

🌵 the way that would have made me dry up like the Sahara. Cuz no way you jacked off in a closet when we could have just fucked in there. Idk 🤷🏼‍♀️

I love my neck sucked just as much as the next person but at my big age of 28, don’t leave hickeys on me where people can see them unless I approve of it. 😕 obviously Lucie approves but just leaving them so other people can see them is crazy.

L: You have a pineapple pizza?
A: I do.
L: You said pineapple on pizza is disgusting.
A: It is.
L: Then why do you have it?
A: Because you said it was your favorite. And I want your favorite to be my favorite.
🥺🥺🥺🥺

I hope someone puts content to compartmentalize on my headstone 🪦

The author seems to force us to feel their connection rather than show it. “He’s always doing that. Asking me. Checking in.” “No one has ever fussed over me the way Aidan does.” 🙄🙄🙄

Seems like this author uses wine as a crutch to be relatable/funny 🙄

Why is Aidan giving “touch her & die” energy and he barely knows her? Idk this book is just kinda cringe 😬