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Mel
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OMG the secondhand embarrassment is real! I clapped my hands over my face and must've been blushing so hard. NOoOoOooo~!
Which is crazy, because I think in real life back to... not dissimilar... situations among friends, and it's chill. But like - their relationship does not seem that close yet! (>_<;;)
— May 04, 2026 07:28AM
Which is crazy, because I think in real life back to... not dissimilar... situations among friends, and it's chill. But like - their relationship does not seem that close yet! (>_<;;)
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Mel
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A glass cage of emotion? I swear this author has the most millennial references ever. Could he, BE, any more millennial??
— May 04, 2026 06:11PM
Mel
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*like trying to stop two disobedient dogs*
Noooo, don't you do it! Don't you do it now.
This is her wedding. Don't you DARE pull focus.
— May 04, 2026 06:09PM
Noooo, don't you do it! Don't you do it now.
This is her wedding. Don't you DARE pull focus.
Mel
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OMG this bathroom scene is baffling whiplash! I don't know where to start. The emotional shifts. And just... why is he upside down that close to a toilet? Poor Charlie, he studied for his first time and now he has to give head on his head! I can just imagine him thinking, "This wasn't supposed to be on the practical exam!" Not that I think he minds. But need I remind you, sirs are at a wedding!? You ironed that!
— May 04, 2026 06:02PM
Mel
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Transitive usage of "disappear" just sounds so jarring to my ears. The act of disappearing things into other things? *grimace* For whatever reason, my brain accepts the transgressive verbing of nouns as fun and playful. Velociraptor around your house all you want. But transing intransitive verbs? Nails on a chalkboard. Clearly my ears are grammatical bigots.
— May 04, 2026 02:06PM
Mel
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Not usually a huge fan of age gap, but alright so far.
One pet peeve for me in bi awakenings though is just blowing past the fantasizing bit. Don't you dare "by-the-way" mention that they got off the other day to so-n-so. It's one thing if they've always had bi fantasies, and just think that's normal, somehow different from acting on it. But if this is brand new, that's a big deal. I need more.
— May 04, 2026 05:18AM
One pet peeve for me in bi awakenings though is just blowing past the fantasizing bit. Don't you dare "by-the-way" mention that they got off the other day to so-n-so. It's one thing if they've always had bi fantasies, and just think that's normal, somehow different from acting on it. But if this is brand new, that's a big deal. I need more.
