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“Oh good heavens!” Miss Darlington threw up her hands impatiently. (Countess Feodora’s pearl ring slipped from her glove and rolled across the floor.) “This has gone far enough! Did I not raise you to be a proper scoundrel, Cecilia? Have you not been educated in the correct ways of ladylike piratism? Why are you even thinking of trying to do the right thing?”
— May 04, 2026 12:19PM
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“Yes,” Miss Darlington said. “Patrick, I’m sorry if you were hurt by me adopting you out, but the world makes love impossible for women sometimes, leaving us with no choice but loss and grief.” She shrugged. “Or rampant piracy.”
— May 02, 2026 03:34PM
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“What we need is female suffrage,” Cecilia opined as she laid lemon slices, cut into the shape of flowers, atop the tea.
“I’m not so sure about that,” Lady Armitage argued. “We suffer enough as it is.”
— May 01, 2026 04:56PM
“I’m not so sure about that,” Lady Armitage argued. “We suffer enough as it is.”
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“It’s a common fault in men,” Lady Armitage said. She silently figured what angle the knife might take between her wrist and Signor de Luca’s heart. “Modern patriarchy shows a shameful lack of respect toward women.”
Cecilia nodded. “Only last month I robbed a man and tied him to his horse, and he did not bid me good afternoon as I sent him on his way.”
— May 01, 2026 04:56PM
Cecilia nodded. “Only last month I robbed a man and tied him to his horse, and he did not bid me good afternoon as I sent him on his way.”
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“No, Aunty believes too much education corrupts the delicate mind of young ladies. I received only the basic instruction at home—reading, writing, horse riding, navigation, weapons handling, piano, harp, the principles of burglary, geography, arithmetic, anatomy, metalwork, confidence trickery, history, battle tactics, dining etiquette.”
— May 01, 2026 09:35AM
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She sighed. If only she could be a lesbian and yet still have a grand public wedding.
The queen caught her expression and waved her over. “My dear,” she whispered. “Some advice from a long-married woman: every time he speaks, close your eyes and think of England.”
— Jul 27, 2023 10:02AM
The queen caught her expression and waved her over. “My dear,” she whispered. “Some advice from a long-married woman: every time he speaks, close your eyes and think of England.”
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But then, when you’re surrounded by so many pompous men who think they can manage the realm better than you can, the names tend to blur together.
— Jul 27, 2023 08:17AM
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I needed a break from crying. Aristotle and Dante made me cry more than I feel like I’ve ever cried.
— Jul 26, 2023 11:35AM
