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Izzie
is 69% done
“she immediately clamped on to me like a tentacled parasite in a horror movie.” LOL
— May 04, 2026 06:28PM
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Izzie
is 95% done
“I didn’t scream, though I considered it for .02 of a second.”
— May 04, 2026 06:29PM
Izzie
is 53% done
“I really wanted to kill them but they were so whiney and screamy, it was hard to get started.”
— May 04, 2026 06:28PM
