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I hear him swallow. “Towel’s going to get wet,” he says, his voice raspy.
AAAAHSSGSGSYZH SHITTTT
— May 05, 2026 08:37AM
AAAAHSSGSGSYZH SHITTTT
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juljul
is 54% done
Christ, she’s a kid. If she were two years younger, I could go to prison for what I almost did to her last night.
💀💀💀💀💀 penelope douglas could’ve just left him seeing her as a grown woman (or whatever the excuses are lol) but she loves toying with the line so much she just can’t help herself, does she? this crazy fucking woman istg
— May 05, 2026 09:01AM
💀💀💀💀💀 penelope douglas could’ve just left him seeing her as a grown woman (or whatever the excuses are lol) but she loves toying with the line so much she just can’t help herself, does she? this crazy fucking woman istg
juljul
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“Please don’t cry again,” he begs, “or I’ll have to take out the pool and build you a gazebo or some shit.”
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— May 05, 2026 06:08AM
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this popped up at the top of my read list without (for some mysterious reason) my previous rating so… i guess the universe (stupid lagging goodreads) is telling me i need my dose of inappropriate age gap
— May 04, 2026 01:40PM



No,” he growls, baring his teeth and looking at me with fury in his eyes. “Do you understand? It’s not happening. You’re not getting that from me.”
FUXKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahhhh