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this passage about degeneration doesnt even rhyme

im such a hater but oh my god

girl i GET it his eyes are mf gray!!

idk my problem with a lot of romantasy plotlines is how shoehorned in the romance aspect feels

unless these people really are just that touch-starved

not the watery bowels

bonk go to horny jail

making the decision to picture the nightmare as bellas hallucination of edward in new moon

and of course, apropos of nothing, The Captain of the Destriers™️ Looks At Her Mouth™️

do you think jespyr yew is a hey mamas lesbian