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Alex Schlueter
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POV: you blew your brains out in room 300 at an undisclosed time in the past 😵
— May 05, 2026 07:38PM
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Alex Schlueter
is on page 358 of 497
so many bad things are happening because we’re relying on a 5 year old for really important information here
— May 17, 2026 07:13PM
Alex Schlueter
is on page 80 of 497
we did it! we read the chapter that starts with stephen king describing the fluidity of semen after having sex with your husband! other than that i’ve been wondering why i’ve never read ole stephen before (because i’m illiterate)
— May 04, 2026 08:55PM
Alex Schlueter
is on page 50 of 497
wanted to read up to one of the craziest chapter openers that i know exist. did not get there. tomorrow is another day
— May 03, 2026 08:18PM
