Status Update

Dab is 14% done

Aaaaand we’re back to the marriage talk 😩 They don’t even know each other! He asked her to go to a gala with him because he needed a date! Getting married is not the obvious next step… 😭

— May 06, 2026 05:28AM

Tolerable: Inspired by Pride and Prejudice

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Dab’s Previous Updates

Dab is 77% done

Oh how I hate the “I have to tell him, but I’m not telling him because of reasons” shit. Just tell him ffs 😩😩😩

— May 06, 2026 01:45PM

Dab is 64% done

Oh no, I knew it was too good too soon. The shitstorm is coming…

— May 06, 2026 01:07PM

Dab is 57% done

Liam Darcy, you’re one of my favorite Mr. Darcys 🥰

— May 06, 2026 12:46PM

Dab is 29% done

Of course Jane and Charlie are already engaged. They forgot it was the 21st century and that they could just date for a while. Like normal people.

— May 06, 2026 07:17AM

Dab is 25% done

Whoa, whoa, what just happened? It was going great and they were about to kiss and now she’s telling him he’s a jerk and a snob? What are you doing, girl?!

— May 06, 2026 06:50AM