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Karen is 88% done

I love the start of the next chapter (24). A lovely thing it is:

“‘89 TransAm, pure white, with a big eight-cylinder engine”

Excerpt From
Storm Front by Jim Butcher

— May 06, 2026 06:42AM

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Karen is 93% done

This ain’t your Harry Potter!

— 21 hours, 16 min ago

Karen is 80% done

— May 05, 2026 07:02AM

Karen is 73% done

So many great 80s-style one-liners

— May 04, 2026 07:01AM

Karen is 66% done

Nose hairs to create a tracking spell 🤣

— May 03, 2026 07:42AM

Karen is 59% done

— May 02, 2026 08:02AM

Karen is 55% done

I would hate to know how many writers (other than myself) picked up their tips and tricks from the likes of Jim Butcher because we knew we would never be as eloquent and bloody-horror bent as the likes of Stephen King….and love both styles equally.

— May 01, 2026 07:55AM

Karen is 50% done

Halfway point of the book and my favorite quote appears:

“Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon—perfect.”— Harry speaking of his client’s kid

Excerpt From
Storm Front, Chapter 12
By Jim Butcher

— Apr 30, 2026 06:55AM

Karen is 43% done

Good old baseball bat brutality

— Apr 29, 2026 06:56AM

Karen is 38% done

Butcher has an ingenious way with vampire scenes.

— Apr 28, 2026 07:28AM

Karen is 32% done

— Apr 27, 2026 11:31AM