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OMG what is with crafting the most embarrassing situations that have me wheezing like a vacuum cleaner in horror?
Maybe it's also the medium. Like, in a movie with the background music setting the tone, it's a heightened reality of silly hijinks. Reading, however? Utterly destroyed.
— May 06, 2026 08:33AM
Maybe it's also the medium. Like, in a movie with the background music setting the tone, it's a heightened reality of silly hijinks. Reading, however? Utterly destroyed.
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“And apparently, there’s a bunch of gay teachers in the high school. Like an abnormally high amount.”
*cackles* Like, enough to write an entire series of romance novels about.
— May 06, 2026 10:26AM
*cackles* Like, enough to write an entire series of romance novels about.
Mel
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Great, now my winter sports loving ass had to go off and watch Adam Rippon and Gus Kenworthy hanging out together. Ugh, gay athletes just warm the cockles of my gaddamn heart. Also, Gus is a filthy bastard for picking up jumps on the ice that fast.
— May 06, 2026 09:56AM
Mel
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“You don’t see it?” Jolene asked. “You have to find the North Star. It’s the brightest star in the sky.”
It isn't though? Noooo, and the adults don't know to correct her! *wails* Sirius, you have been wronged!
— May 06, 2026 08:45AM
It isn't though? Noooo, and the adults don't know to correct her! *wails* Sirius, you have been wronged!
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Leo: I got some time between meetings. Want to meet at my office?
Derek: Sure. Where is it?
Leo: City Hall, motherfucker!
Hahaha, I could HEAR that! Leo in previous books has plastered on a charming face for politics. Yet here's the mayor, meeting up with his old high school buddy, and instantly reverted into a 16-year-old.
— May 06, 2026 06:29AM
Derek: Sure. Where is it?
Leo: City Hall, motherfucker!
Hahaha, I could HEAR that! Leo in previous books has plastered on a charming face for politics. Yet here's the mayor, meeting up with his old high school buddy, and instantly reverted into a 16-year-old.
