Status Update

April is 64% done

The whole "alpha training" is ... making me roll my eyes so hard they're about to fall out of my head

— 20 hours, 4 min ago

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April’s Previous Updates

April is 93% done

I KNEW IT

— 2 hours, 34 min ago

April is 88% done

>sigh< are you kidding me? UUUUGH uuuuuuuuuuuugh seriously!?!?

— 12 hours, 27 min ago

April is 87% done

Ooooooh she’s putting her trust in the wrong person. Getting bad juju here.

I’m thinking one is a siphone.

— 12 hours, 36 min ago

April is 58% done

Sooooo hmmmm thinking the one who gave her the dress isn’t the one she thinks….

— 21 hours, 0 min ago

April is 46% done

“Take me there now” like you get to call the shots. 🙄

— May 05, 2026 03:59PM

April is 28% done

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?#?$#@?$!#@?$!

— May 05, 2026 09:24AM

April is 3% done

Igor? Ghhhhad can we not pick better names.

— May 03, 2026 05:46PM

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