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Emily
is 36% done
It's absolutely INSANE that Alex Aster thinks that AN ENTIRE ELK only has enough meat "for several people to share". Girly pop, an elk can give you like 150lbs of meat. That's like 9 months, what do you MEAN.
I can forgive a lot but this is crazy
— May 06, 2026 03:35PM
I can forgive a lot but this is crazy
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Emily
is 49% done
Now this hoe is EATING ELDERBERRIES?!? They're just TOXIC. Maybe we want her to die? STAAAAP it, have you ever been to a forest? Write what you know
— May 06, 2026 06:31PM