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the twins are obviously the traitors & this is a trap

in an ancient language to keep yourself safe for his happiness. while he did technically save you, he had a good deal of help & you’ve only had 2 or so interactions since. 1 showcasing your talent & inherent strength over him. & he has the audacity to say that? the gall

imagine you’re a 17 yr old warrior, raised since little to fight. you have a bow & a sword. you’re tasked w caring for & transporting a dragon egg back & forth who knows how many times. last time you were caught & then tortured for nearly a year. the barely 16 yr old farmer boy who knew nothing of dragons or fighting less than a yr ago comes up to you, tries to tell you it’s too dangerous to fight, then says

just gonna ask for a shirt? what about everything else?? don’t just replace your shirt 🤢

ok got it dwarves didn’t want the dragons anyways. kept eating their kids

equality for elves & humans, what about the dwarves??

i’d be testy as a dwarf too. they haven’t had a rider yet but isn’t even given a chance when the humans went evil

ok so not son of the king but a bad dudes son

is his dad the king or something? not eragon the other one

ok so elf is arya. i thought it was gonna be his mom