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“Oh, and I fucked him in the janitor’s closet.”

[MAKENZIE] hurts, and [MAKENZIE sucks, and if tonight were a [MAKENZIE] I’d give it zero stars.

“We thought it was Taylor Swift.”

*CACKLES AND DIES*

and then I’m wrapping my fingers around his shaft… the broken one in his hand.

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I wonder whether Heart Eyes knew [RAGEL] and [MERKENZIE] were the ones I liked the most

I can pull myself away from replaying the image of [RACHEL] staggering right up to the killer and just… sacrificing [herself[.

“Stop it,” [RACHEL] whispers. “You’re not getting it off.”
“It itches.”
“You’re being a little bitch,” she says solemnly.
I mimic her tone when I reply, “Don’t call me a bitch, you’re a bitch… bitch.”

UR NOT FOOLING ANYONE WES