Stephanie VK’s Reviews > Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love > Status Update

“Do you bite?” “On request”
DRACO BABY BITE ME lmao I love this yearning, full of himself, auror draco SO much wow

Not Theo saving & framing Draco’s wine stain for his party 😂😂😂😂😂

“Dear Fucko”

LOL I love Theo

Dear Madam Pince, you looked at Malfoy’s bulge so we weren’t sure if you had jumped to conclusions but please be advised that I did not get off with him in the library, sincerely Hermione

THIS CHAPTER HAS ME HOWLING LMAOOO

“Has she gone a bit potty? Did she just eye my bulge?”

IM SCREAMING LMAO DRACO

Lmfao wait I think I get why the fandom loves Theo Nott so much lol. If he’s written like this in most fanfics then I approve 😂

Ok chapter 17 with the dinner is so good lol the romance is top tier even though it’s so damn slow burn

Omg this whole walk through the gardens ?! ROMANCEEEEEEEE

“Master is home & he brought a lady! Make whipped cream!”

PLEASE LMAO as if the house elves know to make whipped cream whenever Draco brings home a female guest, I am DEADDDD

(Also Draco bring me home asap pls)

HOLY F WE HAVE OUR FIRST ‘MOMENT’
this book is so slow burn I’m dying for them to kiss