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Kelley
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God just listing books, reality tv shows, reality tv contestants, etc etc just so people can be like omfg I kNoW tHoSe!!1!!! Give me a break
— May 07, 2026 06:09AM
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Kelley
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Ah, nothing like escaping with precious and damning memory cards by … going into the OCEAN???? Wasn’t even your only option moron
— 22 hours, 8 min ago
Kelley
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How did he even get there?? Is this not on a different island???
— May 08, 2026 07:22AM
Kelley
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They give him over eighty stitches and then never check on him again? Okay
— May 08, 2026 07:16AM
Kelley
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What happened to the present tense rule that you established not even ten pages ago?? Hello??
— May 07, 2026 08:28AM
Kelley
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“She was like a caricature of a manipulative reality tv producer” you don’t say
— May 07, 2026 08:24AM
Kelley
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Also all this “nerd” shit… dude do you have some deep internal shame for wearing glasses or something? Childhood bullying? Bc this is so corny dude
— May 07, 2026 05:47AM
