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Alex
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Hey, uh. What the fuck was that? Like, seriously, it is past 1 am and I just spent the last two hours reading 100 pages of pure no holds barred climax. How am I supposed to go to bed after that?
This is now my favorite of the series so far, usurping book 2. I cried like 4 times. Carl and Donut man, they just care about each other so much. Also the whole subplot of moms? Just kill me now
Incredible series. Again wtf
— May 07, 2026 10:16PM
This is now my favorite of the series so far, usurping book 2. I cried like 4 times. Carl and Donut man, they just care about each other so much. Also the whole subplot of moms? Just kill me now
Incredible series. Again wtf
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Alex’s Previous Updates
Alex
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Elle: goddamnit Carl. Donut is never going to forgive you
Carl: as long as shes alive, I don't care
And what if I just Started CRYING
— May 07, 2026 09:09PM
Elle: goddamnit Carl. Donut is never going to forgive you
Carl: as long as shes alive, I don't care
And what if I just Started CRYING
Alex
is on page 624 of 732
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I knew there was some weird bullshit going on with Lucia. Just the concept of her is heartbreaking, but now? I don't even know everything and it's Sad
I'm getting Very Worried about the climax of this story. I've only got 60 pages to go and things are just getting more and more complicated. Makes me concerned about Just How Much is gonna go bad in the last pages
Sidenote, I Love Elle, gimme more Elle
— May 07, 2026 08:57PM
I knew there was some weird bullshit going on with Lucia. Just the concept of her is heartbreaking, but now? I don't even know everything and it's Sad
I'm getting Very Worried about the climax of this story. I've only got 60 pages to go and things are just getting more and more complicated. Makes me concerned about Just How Much is gonna go bad in the last pages
Sidenote, I Love Elle, gimme more Elle
Alex
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Oh my god, poor Florin. Love that Carl thought hed be able to convince Anybody to leave the floor. Seriously Carl, I love you but you're a damn hypocrite.
Queen Imogen is absolutely terrifying and I am So Curious about the whole plan to take her down. Love that Tina's involved somehow
Very curious about Britney as well, she's so timid for someone to survive to the sixth floor
— May 07, 2026 10:11AM
Oh my god, poor Florin. Love that Carl thought hed be able to convince Anybody to leave the floor. Seriously Carl, I love you but you're a damn hypocrite.
Queen Imogen is absolutely terrifying and I am So Curious about the whole plan to take her down. Love that Tina's involved somehow
Very curious about Britney as well, she's so timid for someone to survive to the sixth floor
Alex
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I am Very concerned about all of these benefactor boxes aimed towards Donut. What with Ferdinand showing up, I feel like something about Queen Imogen is aimed at her specifically and the sponsors all know it. Maybe the queens gonna try to transform her further? Is that what the scolopendra potion is for?
Also, Bautista and Katia is adorable and hilarious. Love that Bautista was concerned about jealous Carl
— May 05, 2026 02:51PM
I am Very concerned about all of these benefactor boxes aimed towards Donut. What with Ferdinand showing up, I feel like something about Queen Imogen is aimed at her specifically and the sponsors all know it. Maybe the queens gonna try to transform her further? Is that what the scolopendra potion is for?
Also, Bautista and Katia is adorable and hilarious. Love that Bautista was concerned about jealous Carl
Alex
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As a DnD and also One Piece lover, I deeply enjoy all the massive tone shifts in this series.
For example! (Spoilers)
Going from the reveal that the dungeon kidnapped and turned one of Donuts loves into the villain of the next arc Directly Into the reveal of the dinosaur that is also a ballerina and wearing a tutu and tiara is just. So good
— May 04, 2026 02:05PM
For example! (Spoilers)
Going from the reveal that the dungeon kidnapped and turned one of Donuts loves into the villain of the next arc Directly Into the reveal of the dinosaur that is also a ballerina and wearing a tutu and tiara is just. So good
Alex
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Poor Miriam, just wanted to protect her babies. God, Prepotente is so utterly heartbroken. That whole scene made me cry. I love that she trusted only Carl to understand how she felt, because she saw that bond between him and Donut
I'm getting Real Worried about Carl and that ring. It's going to blow up in his face, I'm just not sure how or when. Every time he mentions it, I go 'uhoh'
— May 04, 2026 09:10AM
Poor Miriam, just wanted to protect her babies. God, Prepotente is so utterly heartbroken. That whole scene made me cry. I love that she trusted only Carl to understand how she felt, because she saw that bond between him and Donut
I'm getting Real Worried about Carl and that ring. It's going to blow up in his face, I'm just not sure how or when. Every time he mentions it, I go 'uhoh'
Alex
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The T rex wearing a feather boa is a vampire that just wants to finish her ballet recital that her bear dad stopped from happening right before the world got turned upside down. This book is insane
— May 02, 2026 08:26PM
The T rex wearing a feather boa is a vampire that just wants to finish her ballet recital that her bear dad stopped from happening right before the world got turned upside down. This book is insane
Alex
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Ha! Carl stabbed a reporter in the neck!!! Good for him
I really like the Popov brothers, kinda concerned about the whole 'extra life if they get killed' thing. Worried it's gonna blow up in their faces
Donuts fight with Lucia??? Incredible. Knew my girl had it in her.
It's really painful that Carl has such a group of people now that he considers family. Except to get it, the world had to end
— May 02, 2026 08:05PM
Ha! Carl stabbed a reporter in the neck!!! Good for him
I really like the Popov brothers, kinda concerned about the whole 'extra life if they get killed' thing. Worried it's gonna blow up in their faces
Donuts fight with Lucia??? Incredible. Knew my girl had it in her.
It's really painful that Carl has such a group of people now that he considers family. Except to get it, the world had to end
Alex
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Dear god, Carls whole stint at the Con was fantastic. Loved him going absolutely nuts on that talk show. I'm enjoying Zevs more interactions with the team, still thinking that she might be thrown into the dungeon
Also
HOLT SHIT DONUT KILLED ONE OF LUCIAS DOGS. DONUT IS INCREDIBLE, YOU GO. and Samantha being held captive by Vrah is hilarious
— May 02, 2026 01:34PM
Dear god, Carls whole stint at the Con was fantastic. Loved him going absolutely nuts on that talk show. I'm enjoying Zevs more interactions with the team, still thinking that she might be thrown into the dungeon
Also
HOLT SHIT DONUT KILLED ONE OF LUCIAS DOGS. DONUT IS INCREDIBLE, YOU GO. and Samantha being held captive by Vrah is hilarious
Alex
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Oh god, I rescind my desire to meet Lucia Mar, oh no. This section is named the Unhinged Child and I'm not sure if that's referring to Lucia or to the massive dinosaur with the feather boa. Either way, I'm afraid.
— May 01, 2026 07:31PM
Oh god, I rescind my desire to meet Lucia Mar, oh no. This section is named the Unhinged Child and I'm not sure if that's referring to Lucia or to the massive dinosaur with the feather boa. Either way, I'm afraid.
