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Noooo 😂😂😭😭

Teru wrote: "Noooo 😂😂😭😭"

The first character has perky boobs, the second character also has perky boobs, but not as perky. this is important information

Dear mother of god, let this be a satire and not an actual writing choice 😬😬😅

I dnf'd a book just like this a few weeks ago. absolutely disgusting

Is there a perkiness chart, maybe as an addendum?

Teru wrote: "Dear mother of god, let this be a satire and not an actual writing choice 😬😬😅"

I wish I could tell you it was 😔✋🏻 so far it seems like an actual choice. I'm hoping I'm wrong 🤣😭

Noooo wtf🫢

Sophie ❦ wrote: "I dnf'd a book just like this a few weeks ago. absolutely disgusting"

the ick is hitting so hard rn 😔 i'm hoping i'm wrong and it's not what it looks like

Kassu wrote: "Is there a perkiness chart, maybe as an addendum?"

I will be a certified expert in boob metrics after finishing this book 🫡 if there's no perkiness chart, i'm sure i could write it 🙂‍↕️

"she breasted boobily" me when I try to run without a bra on 🫡

But in all seriousness, what's up with men authors' obsession with boobs.

hahahahah nooooo, literally my worst pet-peeve in books 😭 this is only acceptable if its satire 🫡

౨ৎ aylin wrote: ""she breasted boobily" me when I try to run without a bra on 🫡

But in all seriousness, what's up with men authors' obsession with boobs."

it's always the male authors 😭😭 i feel like you could open literally any book and be able to tell if the author is a man or woman just by the boob descriptions (or lack thereof)

The Reading Frog wrote: "hahahahah nooooo, literally my worst pet-peeve in books 😭 this is only acceptable if its satire 🫡"

omg same 😭 luckily it seems like it was just those two descriptions in the beginning so perhaps i was too hasty to judge (it wasn't satire for those two 😒)

What....?😂😂😂😂

gabbie wrote: "The Reading Frog wrote: "hahahahah nooooo, literally my worst pet-peeve in books 😭 this is only acceptable if its satire 🫡"

omg same 😭 luckily it seems like it was just those two descriptions in t..."

Hmm.... a second chance is fair, but def on thin ice lol