Elissiya’s Reviews > Hudson River Homicides > Status Update

“ I was a good dad. I did everything no one in my family could, and I—I just want someone to be
proud of me.”

Alright Gabby…let’s put the book down bc crying on the LIRR about Ira Doyle is not a good look sweetheart.

“You used a revolver’ OK AND I CALLED IT IN BOOK TWO I KNOW THERES SOMETHING SKETCH ABOUT THAT MAN IM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW BAILEY U ARE MINEEEEE.

‘Showtunes’ OH LARKINNNN SUE SYLVESTER CLOCKED YOU SO HARD. ‘It doesnt mean ur gay….it just means your AWFUL’

I actually feel bad for O’Halloran bc if i was surrounded by a cast of the most insufferable gay people known to man id put myself in the damn refrigerator instead.