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“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.”
See, I recognize the words yet I feel like the sentence shouldn’t exist
How does one even come up with such metaphors
— May 09, 2026 03:51PM
See, I recognize the words yet I feel like the sentence shouldn’t exist
How does one even come up with such metaphors
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“ This steakhouse owner-whose end-of-week sales reports probably constituted at least 90 percent meat sales-hadn't been asking me what 'I knew about me’! He'd asked me 'WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEAT?' And I, like some half-crazed, suicidal idiot-savant kamikaze pilot, had asked him to repeat the question, pondered it thoughtfully, then proudly replied ,Next to nothing!'
It was not my finest hour. “
— May 12, 2026 01:18PM
It was not my finest hour. “
Dodo
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“Clean work!” Even Ratatouille ripped off this poor man😭😭
— May 09, 2026 12:01PM
Dodo
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He’s summering in Cherbourg ughh Mr Bourdain do you know of the umbrellas mr Bourdain do you
— May 08, 2026 10:08AM