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“ This steakhouse owner-whose end-of-week sales reports probably constituted at least 90 percent meat sales-hadn't been asking me what 'I knew about me’! He'd asked me 'WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEAT?' And I, like some half-crazed, suicidal idiot-savant kamikaze pilot, had asked him to repeat the question, pondered it thoughtfully, then proudly replied ,Next to nothing!'
It was not my finest hour. “

— May 12, 2026 01:18PM

Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

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Dana is on page 42 of 312

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.”
See, I recognize the words yet I feel like the sentence shouldn’t exist
How does one even come up with such metaphors

— May 09, 2026 03:51PM

Dana is on page 30 of 312

“Clean work!” Even Ratatouille ripped off this poor man😭😭

— May 09, 2026 12:01PM

Dana is on page 5 of 312

He’s summering in Cherbourg ughh Mr Bourdain do you know of the umbrellas mr Bourdain do you

— May 08, 2026 10:08AM