Cheesecat777’s Reviews > Seven Recipes for Revolution > Status Update

“You’re taking the piss.”
“Well well, only been a couple months and you’ve already mastered Rare lingo?”

I knew it, the elite accent *is* British lmao

Aw man he doesn’t like seafood

“Unlike most Rare, his accent was almost common, his Ts more like soft Ds.” So basically the Common accent is an American accent? 😂

“I packed my books, which included such doorstops as The Encyclopedia Organica and The Unabridged History of the Pancheon Kings, into my new pot alongside a notebook, pen, and a leather-wrapped bundle of knives. Though they fit nicely, I was left cradling a new cleaver saw in the crook of my elbow while I hefted the pot awkwardly.” Lol I relate to this so much

I love how everyone is named after a spice lol

Man we really like comparing people’s appearances to food don’t we