Ally’s Reviews > Ship of Magic > Status Update

Wow Wintrow that was a fucking baller move! At least he knows now his dad doesn’t give a shit about him.

Malta is one of those kids that’s just gotta learn the hard way, not going to lie I love her little shit antics.

So Etta is now possibly part of the crew? Can’t wait to see her more.

Pg.420 blaze it.
why is it that every time I see Wintrows POV it’s just him being tortured? Like leave him alone! The crew of the vivacia suck ass I have zero respect for those pathetic assholes.

Sea bears you say? Do SpongeBob and ship of magic take place in the same universe.

Haven’t seen Brashen and Paragon in a while I miss them 😢.
I think Wintrow might end up being my favourite along with Kennit but I’ll wait a bit and see for sure either way love that boy.

Kennit you are a dumb fuck, good thing you are also the luckiest man in the world.

Okay so I have a silly theory but I wonder if Amber is actually wizard wood. She’s just described so often looking like wood that I can’t get it out of my head.

The Paragon has such a sad history! It honestly makes me question if having live ships is very ethical, not that it really matters in a fictional setting.

Kyle is seriously talking about how selfish Althea is when he literally said just before that, that his own opinion matters more than anyone else’s. This man is a fucking moron who’s never looked in the mirror once in his entire life. I can’t blame Althea at this point from distancing herself from the family they all want her married when that’s not what she wants. I get why Ronica did it butIdon’t agree.

Not surprised Kennit is fine with slavery considering he wants to be a pirate king, wonder if that’ll change when he attacks the slave ships.

Fuck you Kyle! I can’t believe he just punched Wintrow! Let that boy go back to his church!

I really feel for Wintrow, people really like being rude to this church boy.

I feel bad for Althea she really got like a million shitty things happening to her at once. I hate saying this because I think Kyle is wrong about everything but I also feel like the one thing he kinda got right was that Althea is bad for only thinking of herself.

“Wow wouldn’t it be cool to have a pirate king?”
“No I like freedom”
“Yeah…. But wouldn’t it be cool?”
Kennit you kill me XD.