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I honestly don't know what happened in this section of the "book." I cannot follow Norman/Theresa's theory about HAL being dark matter or how it works; it's just rambling, incoherent nonsense. There are several sentences stacking up at an alarming rate that I do not understand at all ("I would have needed to marry you to prove something instead of for yourself.") I've read Facebook rants that are more coherent.
— May 09, 2026 07:57PM
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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back, reading assignment #1
Grandpa, no! Middle aged men, do (and I cannot stress this enough) not write first-person perspective for a teenage girl.
This book, aside from the "Grandpa, no" stuff, and the Mary Sue aspect of the main character, is a manifesto. Too bad Kindle doesn't have a Time New Manifesto font.
— Apr 18, 2026 01:11PM
Grandpa, no! Middle aged men, do (and I cannot stress this enough) not write first-person perspective for a teenage girl.
This book, aside from the "Grandpa, no" stuff, and the Mary Sue aspect of the main character, is a manifesto. Too bad Kindle doesn't have a Time New Manifesto font.

