⦻ reo mikage ⦻’s Reviews > Hold Your Breath > Status Update

So this isn’t like a masterpiece or anything, but it’s made me laugh out loud multiple times so

Awwwww

Me: *comfortable in my solid asexuality*

Someone with a damn good point though: “Do you think you’d still be ace if anime/book men were real?”

I want more of Micah’s pov

“yet here I am now, naked and being fucked in the ass like I’m some damn porn star.”


Oh honey… I fear anal is very basic beginner vanilla stuff…

I feel like this author is TRYING to be body positivity but it’s kinda coming across as a bit fatphobic instead

“My hair is also a mess, and I look like a racoon.”


Yes but a very cute raccoon. Make all the boy raccoons go CHIRP / ref

“only stopping when he grabs my pussy, a literal handful, and I want to die. I don’t have a cute little Hello Kitty; I have a Garfield.”

I AUDIBLY CACKLED 😭💀

“A hand lands on one of my thighs, and I flinch—they’re a problem area for me. They wobble and rub together and are not my most flattering parts of my body.”


I beg to differ

So far definitely my second favorite in the series (I still think I liked the first best so far)