Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > The Throne of Fire > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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Carter here. Look, we don't have time for long introductions. I need to tell this story quickly, or we're all going to die.
— 7 hours, 45 min ago
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Wouter van Noort
is 21% done
Thanks a lot, Sadie. Hand me the mic right when you get to a good part. The world was ending in four days, we had a quest to complete, and she goes off to party with her friends. Really had her priorities straight, huh? Not that I was bitter, or anything.
— 2 hours, 16 min ago
Wouter van Noort
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If you didn't listen to our first recording, well... pleased to meet you: the Egyptian gods are running around loose in the modern world; a bunch of magicians called the House of Life is trying to stop them; everyone hates Sadie and me; and a big snake is about to swallow the sun and destroy the world.
— 19 hours, 17 min ago
