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“It seemed so obvious, so gobsmacked and mundane. […] Of course it was right at the moment I’d decided standing on that balcony—that I wanted a different life, a life that wasn’t just a pale echo of Kayla’s, that I’d succumbed to the wolves, that pack of swirling voices on Instagram that told me, over and over, that this wouldn’t end well.” Can ANYONE tell me what the fuck this means.

it’s getting repetitive babe 3

the sound of drinking from a straw in an empty cup was just typed out as “pfffft.” You Are Not A Serious Onomatopoeia.

“Without quite knowing it, Kayla had sensed a change in me, like females do of all species at a molecular level.” the sheer disregard for the simple sentence is frankly troubling. the author is abandoning her sentences in a cardboard box in a flooded underpass like a vanity pet owner who still hasn’t realized that teacup pigs aren’t real. BOOKS ARE COMPOSED OF SENTENCES!

i will not be ragebaited by the book from mindy kaling’s amazon publishing imprint. i will not be ragebaited by the book from mindy kaling’s amazon publishing imprint. i WILL NOT be ragebaited by the book from mindy kaling’s amazon publishing imprint.

now the author is just fucking with me. writing bullshit about things i Actually Know About (starting college in the late 2010s & art history). SHE WANTS TO PISS ME OFF SO BAD.

OKAY OKAY i know im being so annoying about this but BUT she just said she got a 2260 on the SAT which means this book HAS to be set between 2005 and 2016. which does not narrow it down very much BUT WE KNOW ITS NOT THE 2020S NOW FOR SURE

OK they just mentioned getting BANDAGE DRESSES from brands for visibility, “bandage dresses that were trendy for about as long as a Justin Bieber song” SO…. WE’RE EITHER BACK IN THE MID/LATE 00s OR THOSE WEIRD 3 MONTHS IN 2025. WHICH IS IT.

ok so what year is this actually supposed to be. i thought it was going for like mid 00s but now they’re using instagram, so i guess early 10s but now one of them just used the phrase “the feminine urge” which is a 20s meme! what the hell!