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Amanda Ibrahim
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… no one ever needs a cat these days. That’s not why we have cats. We have cats because they amuse us, and because otherwise our clothes would lack the texture. Only cat hair can provide.
— May 11, 2026 08:59PM
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Amanda Ibrahim
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“Just to be clear, the ‘diving into the deep end’ phrasing of yours was metaphorical, right? I will not actually be in with the dolphins when we tslk.”
Williams shook his head. “Oh no Charlie. Don’t swimming with thd dolphins during a labor dispute. No matter how much they try to convince you otherwise.”
— 23 hours, 55 min ago
Williams shook his head. “Oh no Charlie. Don’t swimming with thd dolphins during a labor dispute. No matter how much they try to convince you otherwise.”
Amanda Ibrahim
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I feel like if someone goes to the trouble to courier a floral arrangement that says “suck it motherfucker” on the vase to a funeral, they are really well and truly pissed. I can’t imagine the people who actually attend the funeral will have nicer things to say about the deceased. 🧐
— May 11, 2026 09:41PM
