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Karla
is 40% done
I forgot how much Kingfisher loves boobs. It is almost like i am trapped in a male gaze and not even the guy feeling guilty for objectifying women in his head is making me comfortable reading about him thinking about her boobs every page. I need to constantly tell myself that he has not been around women for centuries and she (in a way) around men, so it makes sense that they are acting like horny lovestruck teens!
— May 11, 2026 10:32PM
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Karla
is 68% done
Bro all i have to say is BOOBS BOOBS AND BOOBS.
I have Paladin's Grace flashbacks and now I remember a bit better why I did not like that book lol. I am so uncomfortable with Sarkis and his inner monologue, it is so icky and ew and i want him to just stfu....
but I have to say (ashamed as i am, yes) that I do love the "touch her and die" trope...
Also I am here for the gnole and Zale!!! My beloved ZALE!!!!
— May 12, 2026 08:43AM
I have Paladin's Grace flashbacks and now I remember a bit better why I did not like that book lol. I am so uncomfortable with Sarkis and his inner monologue, it is so icky and ew and i want him to just stfu....
but I have to say (ashamed as i am, yes) that I do love the "touch her and die" trope...
Also I am here for the gnole and Zale!!! My beloved ZALE!!!!
Karla
is 29% done
Yo I kinda love this what the hell? I giggle and kick my feet? The romance in the sense of them being attracted to each other is not that compelling to me and it is sometimes a bit ewew, but their dynamic is fun, the story is interesting so far and I actually often find the dialogues funny. I just hope it will remain this way and not flop near the end. 🤞
— May 11, 2026 12:41PM
Karla
is 12% done
She is not 35 dude, like this is not....was she held in some tower her whole life without speaking to people?
— May 11, 2026 09:29AM
