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“The truth is that whoring yourself out can take you pretty far, if you do it with intention. Look at Mary Magdalene. Now there is a woman who understood the assignment.”
LMFAO
— May 12, 2026 05:19AM
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Léna
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she sounds like she’s experiencing psychosis. like huh?? doesn’t rly sound like the natalie from earlier chapters. odd.
— May 15, 2026 05:20PM
Léna
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“Who is our Lord and Savior, if not the original audience member for our lives?”
amen
— May 12, 2026 09:24AM
amen
Léna
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“(She was definitely the kind of woman who watched lesbian porn on low volume while her husband was sleeping next to her.)”
this is crazyyyyy
— May 12, 2026 02:26AM
this is crazyyyyy
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“If you ask me, my children are much better off in this household, where they occasionally show up in videos for my account, than in some other household where they’d be staring at an iPad all night. I mean, really.” Sympathetic cluck. “It’s an epidemic. So sad. You should look into that.”
not me reading this on an ipad…
— May 12, 2026 02:04AM
not me reading this on an ipad…

